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Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
The November 2010 Official Voter's Guide
Regular readers know that unlike the sanctimonious, pompous, arrogant newspaper editorial writers around the state that beg and clamor for the utmost voter turnout, I personally don’t want a whole bunch of people voting, especially those who are …..well…....just too damn stupid.
Here is my traditional, official voter’s guide for Election Day, Tuesday, November 2, 2010:
If you plan to head to your polling place and walk in, still not knowing who the hell you’re going to vote for, please don’t vote.
If you do not know who’s on your local school board, please don’t vote.
If you think
If you feel sorry that Jim Doyle didn’t run again, please don’t vote.
If you get all goose pimply at this question: Where in the world is Jessica Doyle?---Please don't vote.
If you are excited to ride the $810-million train between
If you believe the top campaign issue during 2010 is global warming, please don’t vote.
If you have met and spoken with any member of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Editorial Board for 5 minutes or longer, please don’t vote.
If you are vegetarian, please don’t vote.
If you like to fill up your gas tank with ethanol, please don’t vote.
If during channel surfing you’ve stopped even momentarily at MSNBC, please don’t vote.
If you’ve never met me or talked to me, but still don’t like me, please don’t vote.
If you really liked a yard sign, please don’t vote.
If you plan to vote based on a: 30 second radio or TV ad, please don’t vote.
If you think Barbara Boxer is hot but Sarah Palin is not, please don’t vote.
If you think Nancy Pelosi is hot, but Sarah Palin is not, please don’t vote.
If you think Mrs. Obama dresses really cool, please don’t vote.
If you watch The View, please don’t vote.
If Oprah makes you cry, please don’t vote.
If you feel sorry that Tom Barrett got beat up, please don’t vote.
If you think
If you think the stimulus created thousands of jobs, please don’t vote.
If you think that millions more in spending would improve MPS, please don’t vote.
If you have ever been interviewed on the street by Jay Leno, please don’t vote.
If you read this bozo's blog....
Please don't vote. Impressive, professional union thug look, isn't it?
And finally, if you think Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the bomb, please don’t vote.
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