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This Just In ...

Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely young daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.

The This Just In...Official Special Voters Guide for June 5, 2012

If you have ever blown a vuvuzela, please don’t vote.

If you have ever smoked marijuana inside the state Capitol, please don’t vote.

If within the past 16 months you have gone two or more days in a row without taking a bath, please don’t vote.

If you placed tape on anything inside the state Capitol within the past 16 months, please don’t vote.

If you requested a phony sick leave excuse within the past 18 months, please don’t vote.

If you gave out a phony sick leave excuse within th past 18 months, please don't vote.

If you have ever used profanity against someone brandishing a sign you disagreed with, please don’t vote.

If you have ever disrupted a ceremony honoring young disabled or special needs folks, please don’t vote.

If you have ever bothered the children of elected officials, please don’t vote.

If you are overjoyed that photo ID will not be required Tuesday, please don’t vote.

I
f the very sight of a blue fist makes you orgasmic, please don’t vote.

If you have ever defecated on a police car or any other place in public, please don’t vote.

If you have never paid a property tax bill, please don’t vote.


If you live with your folks, please don’t vote.

If you signed the Walker recall petition but are now upset it's gone public and everyone knows you did, please don't vote,

If you are unemployed and have not looked for a job for over a year and have collected benefits, please don’t vote.

If
 you think Herb Kohl is doing a great job running the Milwaukee Bucks, please don’t vote.

If you think a 9-month work year job is a hardship, please don’t vote.

If you think you should pay nothing towards your health care or pension, please don’t vote.


If you think a positive jobs report for Wisconsin is bad news, please don’t vote.

If you have ever made a death threat against an elected official, please don’t vote.


If you have ever made a sexual assault threat against a female elected official, please don’t vote.

If you have ever dumped a beer on a conservative, please don’t vote.

If you like high property taxes, please don’t vote.

If the old days of  Jim Doyle bring a tear to your eyes, please don't vote.

If your idea of economic development is a two-mile train that goes around in a circle, yet goes nowhere, please don’t vote.

If your idea of economic development is a whole bunch of wind farms, please don’t vote.

If you had anything to do with a political ad that flat out lied in the last few days before the election, please don’t vote.

If you’d prefer a budget deficit, please don’t vote.

If you’d prefer a budget deficit as opposed to a surplus, please don’t vote.


If you think it’s ok for a police department to consider an armed robbery for FBI data statistics as theft from individuals, please don’t vote.

If you hate economic progress, please don’t vote.

If you think special interests should run our state and country, please don’t vote.

If you think Tom Barrett actually has a personality, backbone or a plan, please don’t vote.


 
 

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